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[DIGEST] Hi Ena, hyena
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Who’s Ena? No idea. I just like how it sounds. Say Hi ena, hyena five times fast and fall slowly into a state of madness with me, won’t you?
No? That’s probably for the best, actually. Still, did you know hyenas would slaughter whole herds of zebras just for fun if they had their druthers? Big cats (save for leopards who hunt for the lolz) mostly kill a single animal and only when necessary. Not hyenas, though. They will kill anything they can as often as they can…even your precious Ena.
Wow, that took a dark turn.
Anyway, I have so many more great pictures that I have no idea when I’ll be finished sharing them. It will at least take me through the rest of the month and probably next month, too. This week I’m moving us from Tarangire to Ngorogoro crater. This was my favorite part of the whole trip, which is a hard fought crown because every part of this trip was exceptional. If Tarangire will be remembered for it’s swampy elephants, the crater will be remembered for it’s alpine beauty.
Mostly, I will remember that hyenas can eat almost anything because their stomachs are almost as acidic as battery acid. They love to lay in mud after they eat b/c their tummies get very hot from digesting, and, like, as somebody with GERDs, most days I want to just lay in mud after eating, too.
If you want to share how you are doing this week, then there are two ways to interact with this post.
1 - If you don’t want to say anything, or bristle at identifying yourself, then you can reply with this nifty poll.
2 - If you’re feeling very brave, then reply below and tell us how you are doing right now on a scale from 1-5.
I’m bummed my mother left this week after an awesome trip out here, and there was no Kesha to pump me up, so this week I’m settling back to a 3, which I think is the first time I’ve been over a 3 for two weeks in a row since I started doing these roundups.
Big news this week: On Tuesday I launched a new Kickstarter campaign for an awesome urban fantasy academy duology called The Wicked Witch Academy.
Are you in love with all things magic and witchy? Do you swoon for dragons? Did you love the Dragon Strife trilogy? Then you'll love the Wicked Witch Academy!
I should be dead.
When I was five, the great dragon Ramidion sent an assassin to slaughter me. The gods blessed me that day, but my handmaid was not so lucky. She died so I could live.
When I was eight, Emperor Paraphal attacked my home with five thousand men and six dragons. The great dragon Ewig held them off while we escaped into the mountains, nearly sacrificing himself in the process.
Two years ago, they found us again, and my mother died saving my life. After that, I vowed that nobody would die to save me again. If Ramidion and Emperor Paraphal wanted me so badly, I would bring the fight to them.
Now I know how to make the whole of their kingdom come crashing down upon them. It will take all my cunning to infiltrate the Wicked Witch Academy and steal what I need to destroy my enemies, but I am so close to ending this that I can taste it. Nothing will stop me now.
Join Gilda’s daughter Ophelia in The Wicked Witch Academy duology, the epic follow-up to the Dragon Strife trilogy, and find out what happens when a girl chosen by destiny chooses to embrace the fate forced upon her by the gods.
If that sounds cool to you, I hope you’ll check it out.
What I wrote on Substack: This week I wrote about how to build a substantial body of work without burning out, and how to do better than I did building a career.
A new chapter of Magic also dropped this week. Just one more chapter until the end of this part of the story.
I stepped through the portal and onto the roof across from the storage unit where the dagger was. Kimberly had set up two lawn chairs. I slumped down into the empty one. “Nobody’s come yet?” I asked.
“Nope,” she replied. “All good with Phil?”
“He’s gotta hang out with my mom for a few hours, which sucks, but otherwise, yeah, I think so.” I let out a gasp of air. “Which is a big deal considering how pear-shaped this day has become.”
“Do you ever get tired of it?” Kimberly asked. “The life?”
“Oh god, all the time.” I looked over at her child-like face. “I feel bad for you, a whole lifetime to go putting up with this garbage. I would tell you to stop, but I can see the fire in your eyes. The same fire I had when I was your age.”
“Any advice for me?” she asked.
“You for sure don’t want advice from me. If anything, look at everything I did and run the other way.”
“You seem to be doing all right.”
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Upcoming article: On Wednesday, I’ll be releasing an article about how Substack fits into the future of publishing. Here’s a snippet.
I’ve been writing on Substack for a while now, and I’ve yet to talk about one of the biggest projects of my career, except in passing. Earlier this year my business partner and I founded a conference called the Future of Publishing Mastermind.
We’ve hired the team responsible for coordinating NINC, Mel Jolly and Tawdra Kandle, and attendees are meeting on February 26th-29th at the Hilton New Orleans Riverside for a truly epic three day event to celebrate all the amazing opportunities available to writers in the next few years.
There are some legendary indie writers attending, vendors pushing the boundaries of the indie publishing space, and we’ve come up with a really cool format that relies mostly on small group connections and roundtables instead of lectures to help you break through your biggest roadblocks.
Monica and I are also guest editors on the October issues of Indie Author Magazine which is focused on discussing the future of publishing across several different dimensions.
We believe the future of publishing is selling direct to readers, technology assisted, community driven, distributing your work widely across many platforms, immersive, and decentralized.
I spend a lot of time discussing the future of publishing and ruminating about Substack, and recently I’ve been thinking about how they fit together. So, today I am going to set down my thoughts about how Substack fits into the current publishing landscape and how prepared it is to be an asset in the future of publishing that is barreling straight for us.
I’ve been doing research on Substack since February, and have released a few articles on it already on Substack sections and audience growth. I have a couple of big posts about it coming up, too. This is the first one.
Next week: I’ll be making my seventh appearance at Comic-Con next week with the wonderful Jessica Maison of Wicked Tree Press. Don’t look for Wannabe Press in the list of exhibitors, though, because for some reason I’m labeled at Russell Nohelty.
Maybe because this year we’ve moved to an exhibitor table!
Instead of small press, you can find us at booth G-03.
It’s not far from my place at K-03 for years, but we’ve moved across the huge cavern of the eating area to the right of small press.
I’ve got a panel at 11am on Friday in room 4 called “The Antidote Trust: comics/cartoons at the core of creativity throughout all media”. It’s been on a few lists of must-see panels, which has been exciting to see.
I’ve also got a signing at the Kickstarter booth (#1632) on Thursday at 4pm!
We’ll be hosting a couple of signings, too. will be signing from 2-3pm on Thursday and Brandie June will be signing from 3-4pm on Friday/
Finally, we have an awesome SDCC exclusive collector card for you this year. It’s free for subscribers, so make sure to come hang out and say hi.
Roundup: If you still want more, then here’s some amazing articles I loved this week.
wins the golden taco this week with hilarious takes on Threads, AI, and Prime Day. Congrats on winning a yearly subscription from me, and for putting out consistently great work deserving of some feting.
interviews me about writer stuff, interviews Howard Jacobson, and interviews Chris J. Rice.
neither had his cake nor ate it, ranks colors and shapes, and channels C.S. Lewis to learn about The Two Towers.
digs into the best colors for buildings, pulls out a treasure trove of Nimona sketches and early drafts, and doesn’t know where she ends and her child begins.
reviews a recently translated Swedish book about the medical and culture history of Autism, teachs not to forget forgiveness, and loves a good poop, in the name of science of course.
is living in captivity, is living in dirt with , is living with menopause, and is living with the fact that the AI doubled humanity’s entire history of music production in one day.
takes a creative risk, shows us what books are really made of, learns to die in the name of photography, and has a breakthrough.
is an email ninja, and Jay Acunzo make meaning online, and explains how to say “memoir” without coming right out and saying it.
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My Father Didn’t Kill Himself is an epistolary YA murder-mystery novel told all in blog posts. It deals with suicidal ideation, suicide, depression, grief, and the loss of innocence. If you like The Fault in Our Stars, All the Bright Place, and The Midnight Library, you might like this, too.
They say my father killed himself. I don't think so. He was my best friend. He was my rock. He would never take his own life.No. Somebody killed him. I'm sure of it. I just have to prove it. If I don't, we can't collect on his life insurance. We're already in too much debt. Without that money, we'll lose everything.He would never do that to us. I just know it, and I'll prove it, too, even if I lose everything in the process.
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